The unmarried Mafia boss was affectionately known as The Old Made.
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Subway turnstile jumpers are no-fare-ious criminals.
Barber Sweeney Todd never killed anyone. Those are just vicious groomers.
Saddam preferred to use gas when he mustard his troops.
If you beat someone with a glass flask, you’ll inflict bottley harm.
After the Statue of Liberty was stolen, David Copperfield was put on trial to be judged by his peers. But he was found not guilty, as he was a con juror.
Who was the murderer in Celebrity Clue? A: Reese, Witherspoon.
You can often tell an organ thief from his accent. Especially the ones from Liverpull.
Nigerian online scam artists are actually based in E-gypt.
Spraypaint on a wall goes against my mural code.