I set fire to a talk show host. I was charged with Arsenio.
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Anyone who installs kitchen cabinetry is guilty of counterfitting.
My friend Amy gained weight by eating her husband! They charged her with Big Amy.
I used to put wine in my corn flakes. Then they arrested me on account of I was a cereal grapist.
Animal rights activists should be thrown in jail. They’re all PETA-philes.
There was a hostage incident at the paint store. They had to call in the swatch team.
If you want to stop burglars, sprinkle Tide outside your door. It’s a strong detergent.
People who sing off-key in the shower should be nerve-gassed. Only that will help the sarin-aid.
People don’t like handgun violence, but I say give piece a chance.
The Jordanian thief was like Superman, aka Amman of Steal.

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