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08/10/2023

The private detective looked for suspicious clues in the court transcripts, but found it was a read hearing.

(5 votes, average: 3.20 out of 5)

07/27/2023

NED: I’d like to form a lynch mob.
ED: I dunno, that’s pretty extreme.
NED: Just think of the posse abilities…

(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)

07/25/2023

Kim Kardashian made off with a stolen auto. When cops found her, there was copious junk in her trunk. And the rack was overloaded.

(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

05/29/2023

I come from a proud family of accused murderers. Growing up, my mom used to remind us, ‘you can always depend on the kindness of stranglers.’

(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)

05/10/2023

What’s a flasher’s favourite meal?

Stroganoff!

(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)

04/14/2023

You can get in trouble in the hood today, if you flash the Old Gang Sign.

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03/10/2023

Don’t steal someone else’s dildo: You’ll be convicted of criminal wrongdong.

(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

03/08/2023

The detective fingered the cattle rustler, figuring he had probable cows.

(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)

02/10/2023

When I arrived home from farming the fields, my wife suggested I be seeded. She gave me a baleful look. There was bad news. It appears someone stole harvest. “Somebody dung us wrong, in an awful manure,” she said. I was upset, and wanted to cull the crops, so they could catch the fallow. “I till you, he must sty!” Such events make farmers almanac. Indeed, it seems like part of a larger plot, made my mind acre just threshing out the possibilities. When I finish with him, he won’t be live, stocking at all.

(9 votes, average: 4.56 out of 5)

01/30/2023

For delaying a shipment of pudding, I was thrown into a Siberian prison, aka the goo lag!

(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)