You can get in trouble in the hood today, if you flash the Old Gang Sign.
crime
Don’t steal someone else’s dildo: You’ll be convicted of criminal wrongdong.
The detective fingered the cattle rustler, figuring he had probable cows.
What’s a mafia hitman’s breakfast beverage of choice?
Cap a gino!
When I arrived home from farming the fields, my wife suggested I be seeded. She gave me a baleful look. There was bad news. It appears someone stole harvest. “Somebody dung us wrong, in an awful manure,” she said. I was upset, and wanted to cull the crops, so they could catch the fallow. “I till you, he must sty!” Such events make farmers almanac. Indeed, it seems like part of a larger plot, made my mind acre just threshing out the possibilities. When I finish with him, he won’t be live, stocking at all.
For delaying a shipment of pudding, I was thrown into a Siberian prison, aka the goo lag!
The police shut down the gym, for running a body house.
Arsonists are blazey people.
The boat maker was taken hostage, and held for transom.
It takes a certain type to commit infonticide.