After getting H1N1, falling ill with H5N1 seems rather Super-fluous.
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Glaucoma is a terrible de-sees.
When I found out who was defecating in the water supply, I was all hot under the cholera.
The Black Death was the best disease. Any attempts to replicate it are just plague-iarism.
People who just got off airplanes are more susceptible to the flew.
Some grievous afflictions could benefit from better PR branding. E.g., have you heard about the exciting new disease, Übercoolosis?
I wish I could cure a global pandemic. But that’s outside my sphere of influenza.