People in low-rise pants have recessive jeans.
fashion
Do pirates wear timepieces?
Yes, they’re Swatch bucklers.
Why did the tailor kick the man out of his shop?
Because he was deemed unsuitable!
If anorexic models are banned – it proves there is too thin advertising.
A man with a depraved hairstyle, aka ‘Cowlickula‘.
Dear Pun Gents, I’m in the midst of organizing a fashion show that showcases eco-friendly clothing. May I please have some punny names to go with it? ~Tristan, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- This line is bio agreeable
- We emphasize your natural resources
- Active wear, not radioactive wear
- How to planet your wardrobe
- We’re model citizens
- Get green-shirtified
I recently stepped on some gum. It has led to a lot of sole-searching.
Are toupees made from mo’hair?
If someone steals your bra, you can put your case before adjust tits of the peace.
They released The Necklace in Bollywood. It was a Hindi pendant film.

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