Why did the tailor kick the man out of his shop?
Because he was deemed unsuitable!
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Dear Pun Gents, I’m in the midst of organizing a fashion show that showcases eco-friendly clothing. May I please have some punny names to go with it? ~Tristan, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- This line is bio agreeable
- We emphasize your natural resources
- Active wear, not radioactive wear
- How to planet your wardrobe
- We’re model citizens
- Get green-shirtified
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