There’s a serious citrus fruit shortage in the Caribbean. Can you hear the lemoned Haitians?
food
If a chicken’s too fat, it tastes meaty yolker.
Maple syrup: What sap with that?
Italy just announced a carbin’ tax. It was pasta by very wide majority.
There’s too much pickled cabbage in my fridge! A bit of an overkrauting problem.
Insect protein is a locust alternative to meat.
The ancient Buy-baloneyians loved processed meats.
How do you locate a Greek restaurant? Use a gyro scope.
I used to put wine in my corn flakes. Then they arrested me on account of I was a cereal grapist.
Mr. Potatohead went to the oncologist. They assured him “It’s not a tuber!”

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