When I fast I just hunger down and do it.
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If you don’t have a clue about breakfast portions, just follow my eggs ample.
I tried to get Fish and Chips insurance, but the agent said their policy doesn’t cover Snacks of Cod.
There’s a serious citrus fruit shortage in the Caribbean. Can you hear the lemoned Haitians?
If a chicken’s too fat, it tastes meaty yolker.
Maple syrup: What sap with that?
Italy just announced a carbin’ tax. It was pasta by very wide majority.
There’s too much pickled cabbage in my fridge! A bit of an overkrauting problem.
Insect protein is a locust alternative to meat.
The ancient Buy-baloneyians loved processed meats.

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