Eating greasy high cholesterol food gives me stage fright. I get butter fries in my stomach.
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Those who are willing to taste unfamiliar foods will try-yum-ph in the end.
When I asked if the green food was people, the soylents was deafening.
Choking on fruit? Call the pear-emetics.
My girlfriend had feet where there should have been nipples. Just thinking about her makes me hungry for TosTitos.
Horror movie about bad airline food: Snacks on a Plane.
I compulsively collect appetizers. I’m a bit of a hors d’oeuvre.
A melting ice cream cone is one that has been left dairy licked.
I miss sugar. After all these years we glucose.
Did the universe start when God had a craving for bacon? So says the Pig Pang Theory.


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