Do Italian vegetarians listen to gino beets?
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(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...When I asked if the green food was people, the soylents was deafening.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Choking on fruit? Call the pear-emetics.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...My girlfriend had feet where there should have been nipples. Just thinking about her makes me hungry for TosTitos.
(4 votes, average: 2.25 out of 5)Loading...Horror movie about bad airline food: Snacks on a Plane.
(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...I compulsively collect appetizers. I’m a bit of a hors d’oeuvre.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...A melting ice cream cone is one that has been left dairy licked.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I miss sugar. After all these years we glucose.
(5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)Loading...Did the universe start when God had a craving for bacon? So says the Pig Pang Theory.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...What do you say after a dinner guest spills her dessert? A: “Thanks again for dropping pie.”
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