Lindt has a new chocolate ball; they call them Cocoanuts.
food
Would I like to be a sandwich model? Yes, I sub pose I would.
Gandhi was a pacifist, but during a bread shortage he got so hungry he advocated naan-violence.
When Satan is constipated, he eats Hellman’s mustard.
What constitutes a big breakfast? Well, in France, an egg is an oeuf to eat.
What do rabbits say before feasting on your garden? “Lettuce prey.”
Call me a pervert, but I once enjoyed watching a chickpea. Does that make me hummus sexual?
When I put yeast in my broth I was soup rised at the outcome.
Murphy’s Slaw: If cabbage can go rotten, it will.
Filling sausages for a living? That’s a wurst-case scenario.


