There’s a serious citrus fruit shortage in the Caribbean. Can you hear the lemoned Haitians?
food
Cracked ova for breakfast have an eggs squeezit flavour.
I used to put wine in my corn flakes. Then they arrested me on account of I was a cereal grapist.
I tried to get Fish and Chips insurance, but the agent said their policy doesn’t cover Snacks of Cod.
Did the universe start when God had a craving for bacon? So says the Pig Pang Theory.
What do you say after a dinner guest spills her dessert? A: “Thanks again for dropping pie.”
In the early 1900s Italian immigrants lived in spaghettos. But now that’s all in the pasta.
Will cocoa products make you tardy? Yes, you will be choco-late!
For which trendy grains have I cooled my enthusiasm? Quinoas.
Lettuce hope that when vegetables attack, it won’t be a large kale invasion.