When it comes to confetti, I rice to the occasion.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...I refuse to make my own sandwich. I rely on sub contractors.
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...By fed oral law, all food must be eaten via the mouth.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Puns about fruit are banned as ‘ates peach‘. They pit the stoners against the fuzz.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...If I shoved potatoes down my pants, would it make me a dictator?
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Maple syrup: What sap with that?
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the chemist who couldn’t decide what to eat at a dim sum restaurant? As they laid plates before him, he sat there, studying the periodic table of aliments.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Licorice has anise flavour.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I compulsively collect appetizers. I’m a bit of a hors d’oeuvre.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...A melting ice cream cone is one that has been left dairy licked.
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