Pie-making is a lost tart.
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Wanna hear a cereal pun? I’m not sure you’re Shreddie for it.
Never negotiate with a hungry pontiff. It’s better to have a Pope-is-full discussion.
I cooked a boring breakfast. Allow me to eggs plain.
Lettuce hope that when vegetables attack, it won’t be a large kale invasion.
I won’t stop eating until I weigh 2000 pounds, because I crave a ton o’ me.
I want to dip you in melted cheese! I’m just so fondue you.
If I follow a Mediterranean diet, olive oil long time.
Bacon is good for you. Those who eat a lot of it are the pig chewer of health.
If your friend says “Let’s have a sausage party”, you better prepare for the wurst.


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