What constitutes a big breakfast? Well, in France, an egg is an oeuf to eat.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Call me a pervert, but I once enjoyed watching a chickpea. Does that make me hummus sexual?
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...When I put yeast in my broth I was soup rised at the outcome.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Murphy’s Slaw: If cabbage can go rotten, it will.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Filling sausages for a living? That’s a wurst-case scenario.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...If I were on death row and they denied me my last meal, and sent me straight to the gallows instead, I would get hangry.
(5 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Fragrant peppers have been discovered in odor spice.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Anyone who eats fish and chips every day is a creature of halibut.
(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Eating greasy high cholesterol food gives me stage fright. I get butter fries in my stomach.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...When I asked if the green food was people, the soylents was deafening.
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