There’s only one type of lettuce, in Romainia.
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If you don’t have a clue about breakfast portions, just follow my eggs ample.
How does a bunny eat? A: Very carrotfully!
How does a mobster turn down fudge? A: “Fudgegettaboutit!“
What’s the fastest fast food? A: Lamb-burger-inis.
Mr. Potatohead went to the oncologist. They assured him “It’s not a tuber!”
People who drop ice cream can be so cone descending.
I cooked a boring breakfast. Allow me to eggs plain.
The ancient Buy-baloneyians loved processed meats.
Who’s the most villainous vegetarian? A: Green Goblin’.