I compulsively collect appetizers. I’m a bit of a hors d’oeuvre.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...A melting ice cream cone is one that has been left dairy licked.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I miss sugar. After all these years we glucose.
(5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)Loading...Did the universe start when God had a craving for bacon? So says the Pig Pang Theory.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...In the early 1900s Italian immigrants lived in spaghettos. But now that’s all in the pasta.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...There’s only one type of lettuce, in Romainia.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...What’s the fastest fast food? A: Lamb-burger-inis.
(10 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)Loading...I can’t go to Chinese restaurants alone. I have supper Asian anxiety.
(7 votes, average: 4.29 out of 5)Loading...What do you call poutine without gravy, or cheese curds? Routine.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Why did the priest eat nothing but kitchen scraps and refuse? Because he said, “It’s God’s swill.”
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