My girlfriend had feet where there should have been nipples. Just thinking about her makes me hungry for TosTitos.
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(4 votes, average: 2.25 out of 5)Loading...Horror movie about bad airline food: Snacks on a Plane.
(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...I compulsively collect appetizers. I’m a bit of a hors d’oeuvre.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...A melting ice cream cone is one that has been left dairy licked.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I miss sugar. After all these years we glucose.
(5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)Loading...Did the universe start when God had a craving for bacon? So says the Pig Pang Theory.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...There’s only one type of lettuce, in Romainia.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...I can’t go to Chinese restaurants alone. I have supper Asian anxiety.
(7 votes, average: 4.29 out of 5)Loading...What do you call poutine without gravy, or cheese curds? Routine.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Why did the priest eat nothing but kitchen scraps and refuse? Because he said, “It’s God’s swill.”
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