Plastic fruit will be banned at the upcoming G8/20 summits in Toronto. Officials have to secure the pear-imitator.
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(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...Puns about fruit are banned as ‘ates peach‘. They pit the stoners against the fuzz.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...If I tell you I’m afraid of apple orchards, will you tell me to grow a pear?
(9 votes, average: 4.44 out of 5)Loading...The day after eating large quantities of superfruits, I let out açai.
(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I made a rousing speech about pickled fruits that start with ‘Q’. Far and wide I became known for my grand dill o’ quince.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I picked up a rock, then I realized it was a pomegranate. It was boulder than anything I expected. I was a stone ished
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Put a citrus fruit on top of your drink: It will taste sub lime.
(9 votes, average: 3.78 out of 5)Loading...A bean is not a citrus fruit. That would be comparing a pulse to oranges.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Don’t criticize me when I talk about breeding fruit. I’m just speaking fig iteratively.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...If you’re crazy enough to do research on apple juice, I’d urge you to recon cider.
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