Ancient Egyptian mummifiers practised poor hygiene. Unfortunately they didn’t have time to clean out the mummies’ bowels, before the bodies were in turd.
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(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...Malcom X was unfraid to fart among white people. He simply threw Caucasian to the wind.
(5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)Loading...Witness the history of botched castrations at the Err in Spays Museum.
(5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5)Loading...Did Nazis favour Goebbelization?
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Did all the goodlooking women go naked during the London Blitz?
Yes – there were many ‘aerate’ sirens.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Caesar accused Brutus of cannibalism. “Ate dudes, Bruté?”
(8 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Japanese shoguns were not allowed to carry concealed weapons.
(7 votes, average: 3.57 out of 5)Loading...Did Franklin Roosevelt smell? No, that was The odor.
(7 votes, average: 4.29 out of 5)Loading...Which Nazi loved Michael Jordan?
Joseph Goebbels. He loved it when things were Goering well for the Chicago squad, and especially when MJ would achieve Luftwaffe and Reich up the points. For the fans, it was beyond their wildest iMaginotion. It was Panzermonium.
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