Smartphone downloads will at last be available in North Korea, under the U.S. and South Korea’s policy of app easement.
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I don’t believe in vaccines. I guess I’m measley confused.
Rob Ford mayor scandal?? Something’s rotund in the state of Denmark! #robford
Iraq is a mess. Cleanup in ISIL 5!
Star Trek TNG gossip: Picard filmed a provocative tape with Kim the Cardassian, and he didnt even riker. He wasnt even a tractor to her. She had photon mouth disease. But she had a crusher on him, and held on to the data anyway. When it was released he called her a dirty Worf. She called him a little Wesley. They apparently used Vulcanized rubbers. But afterwards they weren’t beaming.
My ex-girlfriend got Ebola. What a dirty fluidsy.
Uber is in trouble because it doesn’t pay any taxi.

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