I don’t believe in vaccines. I guess I’m measley confused.
in the news
Rob Ford mayor scandal?? Something’s rotund in the state of Denmark! #robford
How does President Trump hunt for Easter surprises? By issuing an eggs-accretive order.
Iraq is a mess. Cleanup in ISIL 5!
Rob Ford’s favourite sport: the have pipe.
Star Trek TNG gossip: Picard filmed a provocative tape with Kim the Cardassian, and he didnt even riker. He wasnt even a tractor to her. She had photon mouth disease. But she had a crusher on him, and held on to the data anyway. When it was released he called her a dirty Worf. She called him a little Wesley. They apparently used Vulcanized rubbers. But afterwards they weren’t beaming.
My ex-girlfriend got Ebola. What a dirty fluidsy.
Uber is in trouble because it doesn’t pay any taxi.