How did the Virgin Mary deliver her baby? Emmanuel labour.
Jesus
Don’t mock Jesus. He is derision Lord.
Jesus preached his Thesis on Apiary Psychology, aka the Bee Attitudes.
Where in the Bible does Jesus bequeath his woodworking tools?
The Axe of the Apostles!
Jesus rose again, on Yeaster Sunday. He died ferment, but truly He is the leaven Lord.
Jesus teaching his Father how to use a computer mouse: “Jehovah the cursor over the icon!”
Jesus barely passed his high school chemistry exams. They made a movie of it: The Last Titration of Christ. He was tested by the devil.
Is it true that Jesus could only perform miracles, because He was on steroids?
Yes – after all, he was King of the Juice!
Which birds are most religious? Geeses of Nazereth.
The Wedding at Cana proved that Jesus was a wine/eau.