A Frenchman would have you believe his farts smell sweeter. I’ve been to Paris and can tell you, this is a beau gas claim.
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(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...What do French cannibals eat for breakfast?
Hommelettes!
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Which linguist is a midget-eating cannibal?
Gnome Chompsky.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Speaking English is paradoxical: it often requires one to take a vowel of silence.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Which reptile always says hello?
The salaamander.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The Hindi-speaking Walmart greeter became rich: he namasté great fortune.
(4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)Loading...Suddenly I speak French. This is a Jacques to my system.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Driving schools in Britain are very stringent. Truck drivers for example must have a back-a-lorry-up degree.
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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...The Italians in Ireland speak fluent Garlic.
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