My parrot speaks many languages. He is a pollymath.
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Is it very fun when a Frenchman tells you to pronounce the words ‘ink’, then ‘Roy’, then ‘apple’?
Indeed – say ink Roy apple!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...When I realized I couldn’t speak Spanish it was hablo to my ego.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...When I’m bored, I make obscene statements in American Sign Language. That’s what happens when left to my own deaf vices.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...I met my first Jewish gun owner. Muzzle Tov!
(6 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)Loading...French hunters love grapefruit. It’s what lets them pump le moose.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...When French fashion designers stopped using yellow fabrics, they were accused of jaunicide.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The authorities lifted the restrictions on chariots, and gave the people cart blanche to drive whatever they wanted. Everyone quickly jumped on the banned wagons.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...In France, priests don’t drink milk. It must be because they’re not lait people.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Portobello mushrooms in the morning is a breakfast of champignons!
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