I eat reams of soup. I should be nominated to the Soup Ream Court!
law
There’s a class action case against the government, over Sudafed.
By fed oral law, all food must be eaten via the mouth.
Overcharged? Sue for mal feesance.
If you are litigating a bivalve and you don’t haveĀ legal mussel, you’ll have to represent yourself in small clams court.
Trade unions are legal. And even if they weren’t, it’s ‘innocent until proven guildy‘.
Don’t fondle anyone inside a courtroom. That’s perv jury.
Lawyers in the produce industry have a turnip-client privilege. So do the advocados.
When the police arrested the furniture repairman, he claimed to be upholstering the law.
Bill Cosby’s stockbroker should be punished too. He was a trader to the Cos.


