The study of farts, aka anus sneeziology.
medicine
Pharmacists are pillers of the community.
NED: Do you laugh at heart attack puns?
ED: Yes. Artery hard har!
I swallowed a large pair of earrings. Can the doctors remove them? I remain hoopful.
I stocked shelves in a poorly organized department store. The experience left me with a rack/aisle disfunction
As a medical doctor, I will never refuse treatment, except to a drunken Kanye West: that’s my hiphop erratic oath.
My doctor recommended I treat my benign tumours by injecting them with live insects.
I refused, but he was in cyst ant.
The universal language of foot injuries, ie A sprained toe.
What did the out-of-work doctor say?
“Patients is a virtue!”
Massage therapy patients can be separated into two groups: the haves, and the have-knots.