Hear about the porno sequel to Disney’s Aladdin?
I’d Ream A Genie
Hear about the porno sequel to Disney’s Aladdin?
I’d Ream A Genie
The film about the time composer Johann Sebastian so desperately needed money, he prostituted himself?
Broke Bach Mountin’.
Bible movie remakes? Ben Hur, done that.
Star Wars factoid: Back in college, he worked in the Imperial Pub, and was known as Darth Waiter.
I regretted my sex change. They’re making a documentary about it: Scrotal Recall.
Pixar‘s next movie will be about Russian aristocratic succession.
Hannibal Lecter has an eat a face complex.
Gordon Gecko retired from Wall Street and got a job at Walmart. “Greet,” he said, “is good.”
The movie about impotent llamas was set in a post alpaca limp dick war zone.