If Ferris were pontiff, he’d be very Pope Bueller.
movies
Hear about the porno sequel to Disney’s Aladdin?
I’d Ream A Genie
Afraid of the dentist? They made a horror movie about cavities, called The Plaque Hole.
Bible movie remakes? Ben Hur, done that.
Hannibal Lecter has an eat a face complex.
Gordon Gecko retired from Wall Street and got a job at Walmart. “Greet,” he said, “is good.”
The movie about impotent llamas was set in a post alpaca limp dick war zone.
Low budget horror movies do a lot for the Eeek!onomy with scares resources.
Which film director is an avid fisherman?
If the Taiwanese director doesn’t win an Oscar, he’ll be one Ang Lee fellow.


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