Disney made a movie about a man who lit his farts. They called it Butane and the Beast.
movies
Wide men can’t jump.
A misplaced comma can cause a lot of confusion. Did you know that Nicholas Cage auditioned for Dirty, Hairy?
Jesus barely passed his high school chemistry exams. They made a movie of it: The Last Titration of Christ. He was tested by the devil.
Rumour is the next Star Wars features an unreleased Michael Jackson song: ‘I Want Chewbacca‘.
Horror movies make me screamish.
When the Pirates of the Caribbean ordered my death, my mind went plank. I knew I was in Depp ship.
Who is Lord of the Rings?
Rocky Bilboa!
Every Pol Pot joke ends the same way: “napalm intended!” …
Not funny? What Idi Amin? Ok, I admit that was a bit Kony, don’t get Benito of shape. If you don’t find that one Hitlerious, let me tell you a Genghis. Ah never mind. As Jerry Maguire said, Mugabe at hello.