what does a bug sound like hitting the windshield?
Bee flat.
what does a bug sound like hitting the windshield?
Bee flat.
The blind jazz singer had pimples. Does noticing that make me Ray cyst?
What’s a real estate lawyer’s least favourite song? “Lien On Me“.
As I was studying grammar, I realized that music star Dolly was no longer attractive. It must have been the Past Parton Supple.
John Lennon was hungry, but he wouldn’t give pies a chance. He insisted on having a yellow submarine. Paul just said ‘Let it Brie.’

Justin Timberlake’s concerts feature everything but the kitsch ‘N Sync.
At first John Lennon refused to perform jingles for fast food ads, but then he decided to give pizza chants.
I hate disco – it gives me the heeby Bee-Gees!
ESL students enjoy the Baroque melodies of TOEFLmusik.
My Stradivarius brand bike did not come with stopping devices. I had to install some to brake the cycle of violins.