Hear about the dyslexic clairvoyant nurse who didn’t bother to charge for her services, because she could fee into the suture?
occupations
Tightrope walkers have to be well taut.
Truck drivers musn’t rest on their lorries.
The painter became a wrestler, because he wanted to lay the smock down.
Magician’s assistants are highly sawed after.
Cosmonauts require massage.
The lawyer who got into cattle breeding put in many build-a-bull hours.
You can get never get a straight answer from an oceanographer. They just say, “it deepens.”
The male RMT disliked his female clients. He was a massagynist.
Do fencers enjoy crossword puzzles?


