Some media outlets produce twice as much crap as normal. Especially when they’re biassed.
poo jokes
They crap on your feet then have sex with it, on Mount Kakatoa. #BizarreLocalCustoms
There’s a new brand of toilet water, made from diarrhea: it’s called Eau du Colon.
A man with diarrhea was on Wheel on Fortune; he screamed out, “I’d like to tie a bowel!”
If you get feline poop as a present, your birthday is officially a cat ass trophy.
It is treasonous to tamper with unlabeled stool samples. You will be branded a tray turd.
The number of crappy puns in the world is increasing excrementally.
There was a recently released study on rectal occlusions. What does it pooer-port to say?
Dogs would get kicked out of the military, for derriere licking off doody.
NED: So this fish crapped on me the other day…
ED: Really? What a bassturd!