Gay porn is now recyclable. Waste not wanton nuts.
the environment
Dear Pun Gents, I’m in the midst of organizing a fashion show that showcases eco-friendly clothing. May I please have some punny names to go with it? ~Tristan, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- This line is bio agreeable
- We emphasize your natural resources
- Active wear, not radioactive wear
- How to planet your wardrobe
- We’re model citizens
- Get green-shirtified
Do bored mountaineers embrace climb-it change?
Those who wear earmuffs aren’t afraid of lobal warming.
Wasn’t there an oil rigger in that group, the Spillage People?
Newspapers are going green. In fact by 2010 all articles’ opening sentences must be lede-certified.
Arborists are into treesomes. Which leads to a lot of unplant pregnancies.
What’s the official flower of the USA?
Carnation.
Mass extinction is not much fauna at all.
Modern environmentalists have a quasi-religious zeal. They’re like emissionaries.


