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How do you open a champagne bottle?
Brut force.
Bad architecture in Louisiana? Any skyscraper there is either new or leans.
When I threw a sandwich at a lamp, I was accused of hoagie-ing the pot light.
A lot of martial artists suffer from dyslexia, and end up as box kickers.
My friend hit me with a book. I said ‘Quit spine on me!’
I don’t mind lazy people. They speak my languid. So I am sloth to criticize.
Old MacDonald had a robot farm, A-I-A-I-O.
Which medicine was once used as a power tool? Benadryl.
I have a new nose. That’s sniffty.


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