It’s easy to sabotage a peaceful protest among my Arabic relatives. It’s like taking Gandhi from habibi.
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The tailor took drugs because he was curious about form-a-suiticals.
Somebody offered me free coffee. I said, ‘Wow, that’s like winning the lattéry!’
I am Amenable to prayer.
If the US is but a shadow of its former self, does that make it A mere icon?
Speak no more than necessary. To do otherwise is just sylly.
I use particle physics textbooks as roof shingles, because I’m quantum-plating my existence.
Those who are willing to taste unfamiliar foods will try-yum-ph in the end.
People who look at their butt in the mirror and see a wild boar may be suffering from an eye condition known as asspigmatism.
Whenever I see a broken elevator I tend to stair.


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