Are you crooked? Don’t make me askew twice.
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My failure to succeed in the water vapour business was a mist stopper tunity.
Arithmetic is sum times interesting.
Why do those with big noses like making out with their supervisors?
Because – they’re pro-boss-kiss!
I can guarantee you won’t feel any pain, in “no one’s hurtin” terms.
What does a Hispanic cow say?
“Moo chews grass yes!”
Do mice have their own eek! onomy?
Replenishing one’s stock of mints can be a mo’ mentos occasion.
Is it true that those who polish their own wood never catch veneereal disease?
A disturbing trend is a freak au courants.


