Ritchie Valens song about terrorism: ‘Allah Bomba’.
religion
Which sect is most derided? The Boo/disseds.
I love meditating with my ohmies.
A prophet is influenced by where he guru up.
To all Evangelicals, Pentecostals, 7th Day Adventists and Baptists who truly believe – the Big Day is coming tomorrow, so make sure you’ve rapture presents!
If you take the Noah’s Ark story literally, you may be deluging yourself.
Little people want to get to heaven. Alas, mini are called but few are chosen.
Only when you are exposed to cannon fire, will you be one with the holey fodder.
When God made Eve, he split the Adam. And on the seventh day, he went fission.
To those who say ‘No mo’ hammeding it up!’ we say ‘Christ! It’s a joke. Don’t have a Koranary!’Â #JeSuisCharlie

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