In the postmodern Catholic Church, every assumption will be deaconstructed.
religion
If Buddha were reincarnated as a lobster – would he say the path to nirvana lies in renouncing one’s shellfish desires?
The monks preserved the History of Diarrhea in an Ill Loo Men Ated Manuscrapt.
Favourite dish of Muslims: Chicken Allah King.
Why did the pope forbid Catholics from traveling to the land of the beavers?
Because – he wanted them to avoid dam nation!
Ritchie Valens song about terrorism: ‘Allah Bomba’.
Which sect is most derided? The Boo/disseds.
I love meditating with my ohmies.
A prophet is influenced by where he guru up.
To all Evangelicals, Pentecostals, 7th Day Adventists and Baptists who truly believe – the Big Day is coming tomorrow, so make sure you’ve rapture presents!


