Only when you are exposed to cannon fire, will you be one with the holey fodder.
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(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...When God made Eve, he split the Adam. And on the seventh day, he went fission.
(7 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...To those who say ‘No mo’ hammeding it up!’ we say ‘Christ! It’s a joke. Don’t have a Koranary!’ #JeSuisCharlie
(5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)Loading...When men become priests, they often get tattoos on their bellies, because they are permanently ab staining.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...What are the three most important things to consider when becoming a priest?
Vocation, vocation, vocation!
(8 votes, average: 4.38 out of 5)Loading...I worship fleas. Guess I’ve found real itchin’.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...If you want to hand out communion, you have to assign a wafer.
(5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5)Loading...Listening to U2 in church gives me a mass-ive Bono.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...I would prostitute myself for the chance to join a radical Jewish sect. That’s right, I Lev Tahor.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...When I discovered a casino in the Mennonite neighbourhood, I knew something was Amish.
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