Is the conclave of Catholic Bishops very boring?
Sigh, nod.
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Studying quantum physics is so mysterious the physicists are like a religious brotherhood; in fact they must take a vow of science.
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Perhaps. Some say he is lambophobic.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...NED: Why do so many Italians become ministers?
ED: Because they love pastor!
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(6 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Why did the priest eat nothing but kitchen scraps and refuse? Because he said, “It’s God’s swill.”
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Dear Pun Gents, need a team name for Las Vegas Sinners and Saints Half Marathon. Team consists of men and women, all from same church of different ages and jobs, all from Menifee California. ~Jerhi, Menifee, CA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Heavin’ on Earth
- Save our Soles
- Paradise is Sweat
- Carry the Cross Trainers
- Running for Awfuls
- Women and Menifee Taste
- Saints and Sprinters
- The Evil Kneevils
- Book of Legsodus
- Halfway to Hell
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...If you tell a priest a joke and he takes it parson oily, he must be a friar.
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