Hear about the clone who couldn’t function without his morning copy?
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(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...Human evolution is fast in the Caribbean, and has led to a recent rise in the number of mute Haitians.
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Can a mathematician marry his cosin?
Cosecant!
(19 votes, average: 4.26 out of 5)Loading...Which astronomer boasted of his conquests?
Galileo.
(6 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Jesus barely passed his high school chemistry exams. They made a movie of it: The Last Titration of Christ. He was tested by the devil.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Did the universe start when God had a craving for bacon? So says the Pig Pang Theory.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...How is physics similar to medicine?
It’s an atomy subject.
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Which branch of study concerns the Communist movement?
Castrophysics.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Which nationalist element reacts violently with all neighbouring elements?
Germanium.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Sir Isaac Newton, upon watching a large crowd of peasants pointlessly measure the duration of a speech about wheel rods, announced with ridicule – “mass-timed axel oration equals farce!”
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