I would die for shopping. I’m a Walmartyr.
shopping
Christmas is a source of renewable energy, aka winter buyins’.
Where can you get deals on mustard? Groupoupon.
Those who purchase knickknacks are buy curios.
I went out to buy cutlery, but the store was closed. It was an un fork gettable experience.
Call me apocalyptic, but department stores in Port-au-Prince are destined for an aisle Haitian.
Someone who gets crushed to death shopping on Black Friday, aka a Walmartyr.
Black Friday ads always a sale me.
Which fish is easily scanned at checkout aisles? The barracoda.
In Soviet Russia, they didn’t have Black Friday, but they had Siberia Monday.