If you wake up with a dinosaur penis, take Jurassdick measures.
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(6 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Why does Greek epic poetry put you to sleep? Because it’s based on the snoral tradition.
(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...The insomniac stayed up late making a long list of to doze.
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(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...I sneezed in my sleep. Now I’m afraid I have bed boogas.
(4 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...When I heard the pun about the sleepless little person, I was un imp rest.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...The man who goes to India and gets aroused, wakes up with bally wood.
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