My mollusk-weighing technology has met with grade a clam. So take that mother shuckers!
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(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The one that got away aka a small-mouthed bastard.
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...King Neptune never learned to ride a pike.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The most huggable sea creature is the cuttlefish.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...I used to fish in the nude, until I was cod with my pants down.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear the pun about the man with mussels for brains? It met with cortical a clam.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...When Nelson defeated Napoleon, he destroyed their French ship.
(7 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: So this fish crapped on me the other day…
ED: Really? What a bassturd!
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...If you encounter a sea monster, you better get Kraken!
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