Magician’s assistants are highly sawed after.
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(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...If you are attacked by an artist wielding an etching tool — run! For you are engrave danger. Seek refuge in your local embossing.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...When accusing an elderly comedian of assault, there has to be probable Cosby.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...When I stepped on a landmine, I felt defeeted. But there were violent protests in support of me – so I did enjoy some no toe rioty.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...What does receiving a beating by police actually taste like? Try the delicious new snack : Truncheon Munch.
(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Ritchie Valens song about terrorism: ‘Allah Bomba’.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Only when you are exposed to cannon fire, will you be one with the holey fodder.
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Kung fu actor Bruce E.Z. Lee couldn’t take a punch.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Creatures that rapidly expand and then explode are all swell and gooed, but where’s the pun?
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...My friend Grant had his skin forcibly removed. What a flay Grant violation.
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