Bottom feeters need an ass-kicking.
violence
Last night I fought a tree. I was punch trunk.
Magician’s assistants are highly sawed after.
If you are attacked by an artist wielding an etching tool — run! For you are engrave danger. Seek refuge in your local embossing.
When accusing an elderly comedian of assault, there has to be probable Cosby.
When I stepped on a landmine, I felt defeeted. But there were violent protests in support of me – so I did enjoy some no toe rioty.
What does receiving a beating by police actually taste like? Try the delicious new snack : Truncheon Munch.
Ritchie Valens song about terrorism: ‘Allah Bomba’.
Only when you are exposed to cannon fire, will you be one with the holey fodder.
Creatures that rapidly expand and then explode are all swell and gooed, but where’s the pun?


