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05/27/2024

Kim Jong-il was a big fan of Nuke Kids on the Bloc, and always warheads Nuke Kids tee-shirt, while listening in his bunker bed at night. He loved hanging out with his cruise, which included George Bush, whom he called Doctor Death aka ‘Dubya, MD’. He went to the UN wearing a lot of ‘Blix-blix‘ and said ‘Put your Hans in the air like you just don’t care’. He was there all night and El-Baradei. His actions, though far from disarming, definitely enriched heavy metal.

(12 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

04/23/2024

Favourite nursery rhyme of WWI ‘trench foot‘ victims: Pus in Boots.

(5 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)

12/14/2023

One of the worst insect massacres in history was at the battle of Swatterloo.

(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

11/03/2023

The Romans used devastating wordplay against the Carthaginians, during the Punic Wars.

(7 votes, average: 2.86 out of 5)

09/06/2023

What’s George Bush’s response to thousands of bodies wounded and mutilated in Iraq and Afghanistan?

“Keep surgeon the troops!”

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09/02/2023

Things in Libya are getting Mo ammar crazy. Every time their leader speaks he Tripolis over his words. It’s a Gadafestrophe.

(6 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

08/26/2023

Video Pun of the Day

(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)

07/03/2023

When I stepped on a landmine, I felt defeeted. But there were violent protests in support of me – so I did enjoy some no toe rioty.

(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

04/27/2023

How does the Syrian president live with himself? He must look in the mirror and say ‘I’m Assad fellow. But everything’s gonna be Alawite.’

(5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)

02/23/2023

The final Battle of the Birds will obliterate the skies. It will be known as Ptarmigeddon.

Lots more Puns on Demand requests filled today!

(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)