Perrier: a Canadian fencer’s drink of choice.
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Water marathoner’s fave opera? Swam Lake.
The human body is 65% water, a 2:1 ratio. This explains our banking/financial crises: we are far too highly beveraged.
I said to an Evangelical friend with a leaky roof, “I have a problem with Je-hoval’s wetnesses!’
To get a job as a lifeguard, you need to know someone with lots of pool.
Is Water a threat to global security? A: No, but Ice IS
I thought you were lost in a fog. But I was mist taken.
Who was the first man to redirect water? Adam
Drinking from an aquarium is the height of eau-fishness.
I broke up with my girlfriend when she started impersonating a Brita filter. She was way too pose as sieve for me.

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