I’m addicted to drinking saltwater. Giving it up will be no smooth saline.
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What’s wrong with tap water? Bottled water is an unnecessary aqua-sition.
Perrier: a Canadian fencer’s drink of choice.
Water marathoner’s fave opera? Swam Lake.
The human body is 65% water, a 2:1 ratio. This explains our banking/financial crises: we are far too highly beveraged.
I said to an Evangelical friend with a leaky roof, “I have a problem with Je-hoval’s wetnesses!’
To get a job as a lifeguard, you need to know someone with lots of pool.
Is Water a threat to global security? A: No, but Ice IS
I thought you were lost in a fog. But I was mist taken.
Who was the first man to redirect water? Adam

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