I said to an Evangelical friend with a leaky roof, “I have a problem with Je-hoval’s wetnesses!’
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(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...To get a job as a lifeguard, you need to know someone with lots of pool.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Is Water a threat to global security? A: No, but Ice IS
(5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)Loading...I thought you were lost in a fog. But I was mist taken.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Who was the first man to redirect water? Adam
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Drinking from an aquarium is the height of eau-fishness.
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...I broke up with my girlfriend when she started impersonating a Brita filter. She was way too pose as sieve for me.
(4 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Water slides are like reproductive organs, aka fall-open tubes.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Drinking salt water makes you crazy. You’ll end up like Frank Costanza: “Salinity now! Salinity now!”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Moses admonished the Israelites to avoid the Niagara region. “Thou shalt not bear Falls’ wetness.”
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