Don’t go to hotels in Iran. You’ll just line the pockets of the Hyatt-toll-ah.
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Before Hitler got heavily into genocide, he hosted a gameshow: Blind Hate.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...History’s most agreeable tyrant: William the Concurrer.
(6 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Little known Russian history fact: it was after only walking into a window that Gorbachev embraced glassnosed. Years of pane followed, but he pursued it untempered. He sharded a new course.
(10 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5)Loading...Any plot to assassinate the president is die-Obama-cal.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...What’s George Bush’s response to thousands of bodies wounded and mutilated in Iraq and Afghanistan?
“Keep surgeon the troops!”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: Why would Castro enjoy a breakfast of poached eggs with hollandaise sauce and a side of potatoes?
ED: I dunno, why?
NED: ‘Cuz, he’s benedict tater!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Which Chinese leader always finished his holiday purchases early? Deng Xiaoping.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...How does ‘Father Earth’ dance so well?
Well, he’s a scientist, so he uses an Algoreithm.
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