Kim Jong-il was a big fan of Nuke Kids on the Bloc, and always warheads Nuke Kids tee-shirt, while listening in his bunker bed at night. He loved hanging out with his cruise, which included George Bush, whom he called Doctor Death aka ‘Dubya, MD’. He went to the UN wearing a lot of ‘Blix-blix‘ and said ‘Put your Hans in the air like you just don’t care’. He was there all night and El-Baradei. His actions, though far from disarming, definitely enriched heavy metal.
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Castro was against neo-feudalism and for no-foodalism. Meanwhile Trudeau Fidels while Ottawa burns.
Did Snoop Dogg admire Mussolini? Fascizzum.
Why did Obama need to go shopping for nylons?
Because – he lost the support of the hose.
Don’t go to hotels in Iran. You’ll just line the pockets of the Hyatt-toll-ah.
Before Hitler got heavily into genocide, he hosted a gameshow: Blind Hate.
History’s most agreeable tyrant: William the Concurrer.
Little known Russian history fact: it was after only walking into a window that Gorbachev embraced glassnosed. Years of pane followed, but he pursued it untempered. He sharded a new course.
Any plot to assassinate the president is die-Obama-cal.
What’s George Bush’s response to thousands of bodies wounded and mutilated in Iraq and Afghanistan?
“Keep surgeon the troops!”

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