When I set up an illegal clam bar I was accused of mollusc-station.
In frontier times, the town of Arial, Nebraska, was suffering mayhem. It was sans sherif.
The woman stuck a pole up a Swedish guy’s behind. That’s how she got Sven aerial disease.
How did ancient bar-goers settle their tabs?
My friend hit me with a book. I said ‘Quit spine on me!’
The problem with crustacean bars is they’re way too crawdad.
Dolly Parton charmed me into watching the Winter Games. I was boobs led.
Do amputees look forward to Armagettin?
I don’t like blacksmiths. They are too metal some.
The proctologist’s favourite baseball player? A. Pujols