Dogs would get kicked out of the military, for derriere licking off doody.
Afghanistan may not have the Internet, but they are kings of Khyber space.
My dog only got castrated once. But he gets me new turd every day.
I stuck my leg in an air duct. It’s my most recent in-vent shin.
Don’t criticize me when I talk about breeding fruit. I’m just speaking fig iteratively.
Pooping outdoors is usually a spoor of the moment decision.
A vegetable farmer was feeling left behind by technology. In frustration he threw a bushel of peas on the floor. He cried “Now that’s a pod cast!”
Do homeless psychics use a squeegee board?
The pope has inflamed a lot of turbaned followers of Guru Nanak with his latest encyclical. In fact it’s so dangerous they’re referring to it as a Sikh-heating missal.
If you live beneath a sewer, you are destined for grateness.