Dogs would get kicked out of the military, for derriere licking off doody.
Month: July 2019
I stuck my leg in an air duct. It’s my most recentĀ in-vent shin.
Do homeless psychics use a squeegee board?
The Octopi Wall Street movement was very well-armed, and got a lot of ink.
I always gain weight after a Fed increase.
To a hungry monk, cheese is Christ.
The proctologist cut down drastically on his patient load, because he was on hole-a-day.
When the power goes out at the morgue, you end up with more goo.
The dominatrix was strict about punctuality. After an hour she would say, “Sorry, tie me up.”
How do London taxi drivers study for their licensing exam? Road memorization.