Which Smurf nemesis has bad breath?
Dogs would get kicked out of the military, for derriere licking off doody.
Afghanistan may not have the Internet, but they are kings of Khyber space.
My dog only got castrated once. But he gets me new turd every day.
I stuck my leg in an air duct. It’s my most recent in-vent shin.
Creating genetic hybrids of a species is known as animalgamation.
I went to Japan, where I had a rice time. The food was great, but the wine was sake.
Don’t criticize me when I talk about breeding fruit. I’m just speaking fig iteratively.
Pooping outdoors is usually a spoor of the moment decision.
A vegetable farmer was feeling left behind by technology. In frustration he threw a bushel of peas on the floor. He cried “Now that’s a pod cast!”