Dogs would get kicked out of the military, for derriere licking off doody.
Month: July 2019
My dog only got castrated once. But he gets me new turd every day.
I stuck my leg in an air duct. It’s my most recentĀ in-vent shin.
Do homeless psychics use a squeegee board?
The Octopi Wall Street movement was very well-armed, and got a lot of ink.
I always gain weight after a Fed increase.
To a hungry monk, cheese is Christ.
The proctologist cut down drastically on his patient load, because he was on hole-a-day.
When the power goes out at the morgue, you end up with more goo.
The dominatrix was strict about punctuality. After an hour she would say, “Sorry, tie me up.”