Dogs would get kicked out of the military, for derriere licking off doody.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...My dog only got castrated once. But he gets me new turd every day.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...I stuck my leg in an air duct. It’s my most recent in-vent shin.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Do homeless psychics use a squeegee board?
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...The Octopi Wall Street movement was very well-armed, and got a lot of ink.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: Ouch!
ED: What?
NED: You! Why’d you just prick me with that pushpin?
ED: Sorry. It seems you were in my zone of a tack.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...When I saw the depressed mathematician, I asked “What sum adder with you?”
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...I always gain weight after a Fed increase.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...To a hungry monk, cheese is Christ.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...The proctologist cut down drastically on his patient load, because he was on hole-a-day.
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