When I’m in Santiago, I drive everywhere. I love my Chile con car.
Month: November 2019
Obama is always put on a POTUSdal.
Science has shown that a hungry man can make a sandwich disappear through a physical process of phase transition, aka sub elimination.
Epic poem about nostril hair: Dante’s Fur Nose
NED: Why do so many Italians become ministers?
ED: Because they love pastor!
Everyone, no matter their station in life, performs genetic mutation experiments with mammals. We all have our cross two bears.
Is it true Aristotle invented the sperm bank? No, but he did popularize the silo jism.
Is it true Randy Bok-man has a thing for chickens?
My expensive car got stuck in the mud. I know what you’re thinking: Porsche muck.