Life under the waves is unhappy. Everywhere you look, you sea anemone.
Month: August 2020
My wife is turned on by men with yachts. So I bought one. I guess turn a boat is foreplay.
There’s a new brand of toilet water, made from diarrhea: it’s called Eau du Colon.
I eat shoes, cuz I’m a sole full guy.
The hedge-money of the investment bankers is over.
Bungee jumping is an expensive sport. There’s no such thing as a free lunge.
A man with diarrhea was on Wheel on Fortune; he screamed out, “I’d like to tie a bowel!”
Is being an anteater difficult? Yes, it’s very aard vark.
Kittens are taking over the web. It’s a cute d’ekat!
My cow can cross a river all by herself. She went to Oxfjord.