They’re making a sequel to Braveheart, where William Wallace invents the famous Scottish kilt. The film’s working title is Gonad with the Wind.
Month: August 2020
What dish would you make of Disney’s Donald? A: Speaking duck.
Q. Would your father rather tend to his marijuana grow-op, or sing children’s songs?
A. Pop hoes the weed soil.
To make math more sexy, be like Marilyn Monroe: Sum like it’s hot.
Which nationalist element reacts violently with all neighbouring elements?
Germanium.
Puns about my current drug problems are very am using.
When my kidnappers shoved a sock down my throat, I was filled with such clothing for them.
Sun Tzu’s critically panned sequel to his masterpiece, aka The Fart of Whore.
A time-traveler was arrested. His defence: he was temporally insane.
How do you surgically remove bad memories?
Get a happendectomy.