Proof that Sarah Palin’s child isn’t developmentally delayed is that he can do math. In fact, Trig functions.
Month: August 2020
If you sketched of all my worst qualities, it would make quite a poor trait.
Insomnia cures are so common; they’re a dime a dozin’.
Why are bovines well-behaved in pottery stores?
Because they are likable in a china shop!
Priests recently gained the right to vote, after finally being recognized as legal parsons — despite vicarous opposition.
1970s partygoers enjoyed a high Quaalude of life.
Procreation is crazy, aka a zygotic episode.
Hear about the gay tourist in Egypt who was excited to see the sphincts?
The two pubescent cyclists just discovered the allure of heavy pedalling.
New app with all of Shakespeare’s insults: Angry Bards.