If you don’t have a clue about breakfast portions, just follow my eggs ample.
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(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The worst healthcare system is in Illinois. They should rename it Sickago.
(6 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Lexicographer Noah Webster was blessed with define inspiration.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The fellow who removed all his body hair was considered a nair do well. In fact he manscaped from prison. When he was recaptured, he received ten wax to the back. What a follicle from grace.
(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Do pro-choice advocates worry about nuclear proliferation?
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...There’s a famous public space in China dedicated to womanizers. It’s called T & A Men Square.
(6 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)Loading...Using dirty Q-tips is ear-rash-ional.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Being disobeyed by a subordinate is embarrassing enough. But when someone repeatedly disobeys orders I feel more defied.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Don’t weight – be an astronaut.
(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...How does a bunny eat? A: Very carrotfully!
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