Any country that obeys seatbelt laws is an object of my fasten nation.
Month: April 2021
Fruit growers who ignore frost warnings are a bit like fascists. They don’t believe in freeze peach.
Rob Ford. He’s addict/hater?
Baseball players, aka lumber jocks.
NED: Will Schwarzenegger be re-elected in California?
ED: Yes – he’s the two-terminator
What’s wrong with tap water? Bottled water is an unnecessary aqua-sition.
The ideal hobby? Fishing definitely has a lure.
When the cows jumped over the moon, it was steer and udder luna-see.
All the best Valentine’s gifts are made of wooed.
World’s Greatest Sneezer: that’s the life atchoos.

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