I misspelled the menus at my restaurant. Perverts kept showing up asking ‘where’s the can o’pees’?
Month: September 2021
Giving birth to a happy baby is no mean fetus.
Rob Ford’s favourite sport: the have pipe.
I’m a bit confused about what the word ‘aloha’ means. Is it ‘Hawaii doing?‘ or ‘Will you Maui me?’
An amputee’s favourite subject? Bought a knee.
Any academic who leaves the country is a subject matter export.
Where in the Bible does Jesus bequeath his woodworking tools?
The Axe of the Apostles!
Holstein cows are often black and white, aka moo-latte.
Which lizards eat bird poop?
Iguanos!
Anyone in a mink coat is evil. Is that a valid infurance?