Most Italians live outside the capital. Romelessness is a huge problem.
Month: September 2021
Do computer-controlled urinals have their own I pee address?
Six more pun requests fulfilled. Ask us anything!
I’m no-Z. Can you give me directions to the oo?
Why could Frosty the Snowman see everything?
Because he had ice in the back of his head!
Andrew from Dugald:
African pasta? Serenghetti.
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Once a year, all the lions get together and go to a salon. They get their manes brushed and their claws sharpened… but always in that order – and they’re always pleased with the results. Pride combeth before a file, they say!
Atkins dieters can’t carry water bottles, ie cargo hydrates.
Another virus? I’m so Zika it.
How do Jewish tourists relax in Moscow? With a Russia sauna.
Caesar accused Brutus of cannibalism. “Ate dudes, Bruté?”
Be a lumberjack. Saw the world.