You should not impersonate The Who. Thou shalt not commit a Daltrey.
Month: October 2021
When I got home from work E.T. was sitting on my roof. I called around for an answer — my lawyer found that someone had put alien on my property.
To a vegetarian, meat is murder. But for a sandwich, meat is mortar.
What do French cannibals eat for breakfast?
Hommelettes!
When a dog is choking, other dogs will frantically sniff its butt in an attempt to save it. This is known as the hind-lick manoeuver.
I used to fish in the nude, until I was cod with my pants down.
Was everyone on drugs during the Stoneage?
NED: Why don’t you like the official web sites for any cities in France?
ED: Because – they’re the epitome of e-ville.
Never rush a decapitation. You don’t want to get a head of yourself.
Watching documentaries about Chinese organ thieves can be very heart to take.