Hear about that high-tech thriller, about a submarine crew that gets lost at sea due to extreme computer failure? It’s called DOS Boot. As the movie unfolds it’s clear that the vessel’s discipline was lax: not a mouse was stirring while some key bored personnel were in the washroom taking a FTP. The submarine was suddenly swamped by torrents of WAVs, and couldn’t make it to the dock. Windows were stupidly left open, resulting in an impossible Turing radius as they were overwhelmed by the C. It was a Unix situation, and as they twirled out into the ethernet the captain radioed the nearest B-52 Flying Fortran for help. “This hertz, Mac,” he cried. “It megahertz! I need a pier-to-pier transfer.” But due to BASIC errors and faulty navigation they could not find anchor, and crashed, leaving no possibility for a SQL.
Month: February 2022
My friend Grant had his skin forcibly removed. What a flay Grant violation.
Does Atlantis exist? No, that is a false city.
Someone who gets run over at a Black Friday sale: Wal-Martyr.
When the enemy attacks, build toilets! We will need more for-defecations.
People say smog is a city problem, but that’s not true. Like when I drive to the farm – all I see is hays.
I’m getting too many sources of Omega-3 fatty acids. I might have the flax-seeding disease.